关于很短的英语笑话阅读

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What has one eye but cannot see? 什么有一只眼睛，却看不见? A needle. 针。

What has a head, a tail, and no body? 什么有头、有尾，但是没有身体? A coin! 硬币。

Wife: "How would you describe me?" 妻子：你会怎么形容我呢? Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." 丈夫：ABCDEFGHIJK.

Wife: "What does that mean?" 妻子：那是什么意思?

Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."

丈夫：迷人的、魅力的、可爱的、令人愉悦的、优雅的、时髦的、漂亮的和火辣的。 Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" 妻子：哇，谢谢，但是“IJK”是什么意思呢? Husband: "I'm just kidding!" 丈夫：开个玩笑! Two Birds


Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us.

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow. 两只鸟

老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗? 学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。 老师：请说说看。

学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

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